I’m more than a little sleep deprived at the moment. All parents, I’m sure, know what I’m going through. This post is being written with gritty eyes that want to close, just for a minute, pleeeease. But I have to keep them prised open until the kids go to bed. Then I think I’ll have to go to bed uncharacteristically early. Kids, eh? You gotta love ’em, but it’s the monsters under their beds, the ghosts coming through the walls and the crocodiles attacking them in their beds at 2am through to 4am that zombifies you. Being a ghost buster, crocodile hunter and monster slayer is all well and good in the middle of the night, but the next day is a killer.
If anyone reading this has any tips – which reminds me, I must cleanse all dream catchers in the house – on how to slay all the baddies without waking up it would be greatly appreciated. Why can’t monsters and ghosts keep normal hours? It would be all in a days work to kill them during daylight hours, and then we could all sleep peacefully. Actually, that’s not a bad idea. Maybe I should do a sweep of the bedrooms now, killing anything that’s lurking around, and hopefully that will keep the rest of them at bay for the night.
Right, I’m off to try that now. Fingers crossed that it works.
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